I was just going to comment what a glut
of talented newbies we have today . . .
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:21, archived)

not a newbie by the looks of him
so, please, go on

Edit:
*a member for 2 years, 304 days, 3 hours, 50 minutes and 58 seconds
*has posted 2878 messages
*of which 37 have appeared on the front page.
(Prof UnderCover I wanted a double entendre, the barman gave me one, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:24, archived)

Oh yeah!
I couldn't believe that someone who'd been here over a week would be so utterly hatstand.

Ahem!

What a glut of talented newbies we have this morning.
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:26, archived)

you'd think he'd know better

( ferret charmer, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:27, archived)