I searched glassco.cx and it wasnt there
Not as dodgy as it sounds, and probably safe for work if your carefull.

Sultan Anal Sphincter Trainer
(Bingo, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:14, archived)

Curious...
You have to buy one. And play with it in public.
EDIT: Bloody hell it's $629! I suppose that's nothing compared to the Surgical Female Pelvic Trainer with Advanced Surgical Uterus...
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:15, archived)

What the hell
were you looking for to find that??!!
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:15, archived)

I just had an ingrowing toenail cut out
and a mate sent me a link to this:

Ingrowing toenail trainee kit
(Bingo, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:18, archived)

Ah
All is good in the world again

*makes sure to stand at least arms length away from Bingo at all times*
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:19, archived)

Define 'if we are careful'?
Do we only half click on it and look away quickly?

/too scared to look
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:15, archived)

It's a prosthetic anus
I consider it safe
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:18, archived)

Imagine if your job was to
sew up anal fissures....

Ewwwww
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:18, archived)

Pffffft
www.limbsandthings.com/usa/products.php?partno=40100
"When worn by male trainees they can gain a greater empathy with female patients by experiencing breast examination."
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:23, archived)

Hurrah!
*orders*
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:25, archived)

These would be great for parties
www.limbsandthings.com/usa/products.php?partno=60273
You could use them to dispense punch.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:27, archived)