I just had an ingrowing toenail cut out
and a mate sent me a link to this:

Ingrowing toenail trainee kit
(Bingo, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:18, archived)

Ah
All is good in the world again

*makes sure to stand at least arms length away from Bingo at all times*
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:19, archived)