Pffffft
www.limbsandthings.com/usa/products.php?partno=40100
"When worn by male trainees they can gain a greater empathy with female patients by experiencing breast examination."
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:23, archived)

Hurrah!
*orders*
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:25, archived)

These would be great for parties
www.limbsandthings.com/usa/products.php?partno=60273
You could use them to dispense punch.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 4 Oct 2004, 12:27, archived)