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Football : the text adventure C64/128 version
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monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 13:43,
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absolutely fantabulous.I love that so much, i think i just wet myself
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newg rum n coke, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 13:45,
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genius(
Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 13:46,
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how inspired!!I remember those good ol text adventure games. It always got to the point where you got fucked off with it and said stuff like "stick cock in tree" and stuff.
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HahahahahaWoo!
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Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Wed 13 Oct 2004, 13:47,
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that's magnificient,my favourite of all your posts to date. sheer class.
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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 13:47,
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Lovin' your work there!Woo, yay and, indeed, hoopla!
Edit - Congrats on the FP. Well deserved.
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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 13:48,
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Excellentbut too fast to read for us Firefoxers.
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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 13:48,
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firefoxinghere and it seems fine to me...?
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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 13:53,
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my firefox graphicsusually seems quicker than IE too, but it's quite quick on IE anyway this one.
wyh non-the-less!
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Hainesey, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 15:38,
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Onlygifs with no timing info run quicker, as it's just differing default speeds of the gif renderer.
/dull
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Deebster, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 12:06,
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wonderfulI want a copy, bloomin' marvellous
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twig has new glasses, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 13:48,
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I love that.More than my own children. Would you care to trade?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 13:48, archived)
How do you do it?Where's it all come from. You are A Genie Arse.
Woo
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Duphrates Peek Frean Trotsky Assortment., Wed 13 Oct 2004, 14:13,
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I don't know what a "woo" is
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 14:19,
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mmmnnnI just tried to resize that window.
mmmmnnnnnn
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Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 14:23,
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BahMine only go up to M:... so far.
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so long and thanks for all the fish, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 18:33,
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Hahaha!BLOAD WOO
OK
RUN
*FANCY SCREEN DANCE*
OK
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 13 Oct 2004, 14:45,
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Text adventuresGah. Don't I feel daft. The BBC have a 20th Anniversary edition of the original text adventure game on the Radio 4 site, and I plugged it on my challenge entry - this would have been a much better place.
Anyway, apologies if this sounds like an ad (I worked on the game) but they're running a picture competition to go with it. Rod Lord, the chap who did all the graphics for the Hitchhiker's TV series ...
... illustrated most of the scenes in the new game, but some have been left empty for the competition. The Beeb are offering CDs and a part in the next Hitchhiker's radio series as prizes for the best submissions.
[Edit: Fixed link to Rod Lord's site.]
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Suggest thatyou repost this for the compo.
Thats a VERY straaaaaaange coincicence, that is. If i was the 'conspiracy theory' type, i might imagine that you had inside information.
Its a CABAL!!!!!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 15:17, archived)
absolutely brilliantah, those were the days...
feels old
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brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 16:05,
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that issheer brilliance. woo, and yay, and houpla.
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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 16:09,
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Haha!I had a book like that!!
One of those 'Choose Your Own Adventure' type things.
"You are dribbling the ball up the wing. Turn to page 21 if you want to pass it to Fatty McTavish or to page 28 to cross it to Skinny Smith."
*Turns to page 28*
"It's a good ball! Hang on... a dog has run onto the pitch and intercepted it!"
etc.
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Even as a soccer-ignoring American, I must say:Quite bodacious.
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Bob Scene, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 22:59,
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thatgenuinely made me laugh out loud. :D
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biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Wed 13 Oct 2004, 23:24,
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oh, wow.that does bring back some memories.
anyone remember "Zork"?
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Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 3:31,
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100% correctthat's about as far as I used to get before trying to fuck something.
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Adding to your ludicroulsy long list of praise,I'm going to say "that's great!"
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 14:09,
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