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[challenge entry] very feeble

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(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Tony Hart would show it
you are 5 arent you?
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:08, archived)
# Feel it,
...some days
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:08, archived)
# Me too.
Wish I was, Christmas would still have the magic. Went shopping today, to the sounds of Jona 'Bloody' Lewie 'Stop the Cavalry'. It's the 14th of November for goodness sake!
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:10, archived)
# That's a good song!
'Mary gladly waits at home, in the nuclear fallout zone'

tis a bit early granted though
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:11, archived)
# I like it at Christmas.
But our town is just a mite early. Every shop has decorations up aswell.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:13, archived)
# gah!
now that is bad,
I think we should protest against early decoration erection!
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Loudon Wainwright says it best
Suddenly it's Christmas,
Right after Hallowe'en.
Forget about Thanksgiving;
It's just a buffet in between.
There's lights and tinsel in the windows;
They're stocking up the shelves;
Santa's slaving at the North Pole
In his sweatshop full of elves.

There's got to be a build-up
To the day that Christ was born:
The halls are decked with pumpkins
And the ears of Indian corn.
Dragging through the falling leaves
In a one-horse open sleigh,
Suddenly it's Christmas,
Seven weeks before the day.

Suddenly it's Christmas,
The longest holiday.
When they say "Season's Greetings"
They mean just what they say:
It's a season, it's a marathon,
Retail eternity.
It's not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree.

Outside it's positively balmy,
In the air nary a nip;
Suddenly it's Christmas,
Unbuttoned and unzipped.
Yes, they're working overtime,
Santa's little runts;
Christmas comes but once a year
And goes on for two months.

Christmas carols in December
And November, too;
It's no wonder we're depressed
When the whole thing is through.
Finally it's January;
Let's sing "Auld Lang Syne";
But here comes another heartache,
Shaped like a Valentine.

Suddenly it's Christmas,
The longest holiday.
The season is upon us;
A pox, it won't go away.
It's a season, it's a marathon,
Retail eternity.
It's not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree.

No, it's not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree;
It's still not over till it's over
And you throw away the tree.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:14, archived)
# The Polar Express
I`m a kid again when I watch movies like this...
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Not as feeble as this
(, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:14, archived)