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From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(1.618..., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:08, archived)

and the point to these are?

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didn't think so

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:10, archived)

yes

what the fuck is going on?

(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:10, archived)

this sucks so much

"Channel 4 has contacted b3ta and asked us to ask you to "re-design the C4 logo to promote their 'alternative Christmas'."

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?, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:11, archived)

You're so angry

you forgot your crown :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:13, archived)

I still don't

get exactly what they mean by redesign. Do they want a brand new style of logo, or do they just want some graphics or animations incorporating the 4-logo?

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The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

my guess is the second

preferably christmas related, since that's what it asks for

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:15, archived)

i'm guessing the second one.

if they wanted a new logo, they'd hire an absurdly expensive image consultant to change the 4 to comic sans

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:15, archived)

they want it tilted

and made out of random colors.

or maybe not tilted at all.

their christmases are really alternative.

(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

the latter

but the first is more fun.
fnaaaaaaaaaargh

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?, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:18, archived)

Well, quite..

And nothing says christmas like a brand spanking new brown and pink colour scheme. I'm sure they'll snap it up. Money in the bank..

pffft

(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

Is it supposed to be something rude

and I'm missing the point?

(b3tasux, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

we can but hope..

but I sorely doubt it. How I long for the days of badly drawn cock.

(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:18, archived)

DELETE THIS NOW

ta.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

hello twinkle.

you coming down to the London soon?

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:18, archived)

oh hang on..

is it "a biting satirical sideswipe at the lack of originality in the challenge"?

Or not.

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Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

Well, if it is..

it's more of a gummy suckerpunch-line in the vague direction of the lack of originality..

(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:17, archived)

I see Rudolph,

except for the pink bit.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

yeah

i think that's what it is.
given that the filename is "rud."

which is pretty clever.

but the pink one is confusing me, too.

(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:20, archived)

one word:

cock.

(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:21, archived)

rudolph has a cock on the side of his head?

(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:22, archived)

I didn't say it was *his* cock...

but yes, there is frequently a cock in that general position. It takes a lot of encouragement to get a fat man down a chimney.

(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:24, archived)

Oh F-U-C-K O-F-F you tedious boob.

It's not funny and it's not clever. It's just annoying. Oh, and incase you -are- just trying to make a cynical statement on the futility of this week's competition?; STILL ANNOYING AS FUCK.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

well i think it's great

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:21, archived)