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[challenge entry] don't know if this works too well
but thought I'd post anyway



If anyone's wondering about the Christmas connection, Marge Simpson is doing the Alternative Christmas Message

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:10, archived)
# That's a winner
in my opinion.
(WiggZ, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:12, archived)
#
This year I am speaking to you from the Quickie Mart in Springfield because I want to draw attention to the many Arabs and Muslims and women who are stationed far from home this Christmas. I am thinking about their wives and children, and about their parents and friends...and giggling like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:13, archived)
# fantastic :D
..both pic and informing me of alternate xmas message :)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:14, archived)
# I like that alot

Your stuff is superb

I don't want your babies but I am prepared to lend you a flavoured condom
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:16, archived)
# that would be handy
the pack of condoms that I have is past its expiry date..:-)


Ta
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:19, archived)
# June 12th 1976


you still have a few months I reckon. Get thee down the disco.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:21, archived)
# where did I put my white suit ?
or maybe that blue velvet jacket .....
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:22, archived)
# eyeliner... don't forget the eyeliner


all the kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Oddly enough, it's having a bit of a resurgence.
My lady specifically asks me to wear eyeliner.
Drives her wild.
:D
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:32, archived)
# really?


pops out to Boots
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Funny thing: I happened to tune in to some reviews programme the other night,
where I saw Mark Walliams of Little Britain turned out nice in a sharp grey suit and fresh new haircut. He'd also painted his nails black. No other traces of what might be considered feminine. It looked entirely masculine on him. Was really nice to see a straight man with painted nails again.

Oh, and apparently Ray Liotta always wears eyeliner. I always thought he just had nice eyes, but there you go.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:44, archived)
# I've done the nails thing on a night out, looks sharp


I'll have to try the eyeliner again. cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:49, archived)
# IMPORTANT:
Avoid townies.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:51, archived)
# haha will do

not too many where I live, thank goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Where's that?
And is it easy to get to?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:56, archived)
# If your living next door to m3essential

Then very easy
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:01, archived)
# I'll go clean it out now

Where do you want it sent?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:21, archived)
# ...
Broadmoor Hospital
Broadmoor Hospital Authority
Crowthorne
Berks
RG45 7EG

EDIT - If you wash it, what happens to the flavour ?

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Don't worry I had a curry tonight

It'll have flavour all right
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:29, archived)
# more top stuff
well done you
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Very good!
Reminds me of the episode where Homer became all 3D and virtual in the real world and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:17, archived)
# top work
love it (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:20, archived)
# ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:36, archived)
# I could be wrong
but isn't Lisa doing the Christmas message on four?
(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:52, archived)