Whats pink and hard in the morning?

( mcdoof play me off, keyboard cat, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 12:03, archived)

My nob?

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 12:04, archived)

No
The FT crossword

/badjoke

Woo to pic
( mcdoof play me off, keyboard cat, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 12:05, archived)

The Blackpool Milkman's rock?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 12:05, archived)