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(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:31, archived)
# hehe
that's more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:32, archived)
# she has me trained now
(I just do it in teh garden!)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:36, archived)
# it's the empty milk cartons
going back in the fridge, that haunt me, i can't help myself
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:38, archived)
# and the moldy food in cling filmed bowls...
..trust me, just leave it in there.. the cold environment stops it smelling funny!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:41, archived)
# I just don't bother.
They've got hands and it's not exactly hard. Besides, they never leave it up for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:50, archived)
# Quite!
www.b3ta.com/board/4068403
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:52, archived)
# That wasnt me,
It was the dog. Honest
(Loud_101, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:33, archived)
# I'm really surprised it doesn't exist
what you do is argue, you have to lift the seat so why shouldn't they put it down, it's faultless and any arguement to the contrary shows laziness on either partners side
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:40, archived)
# Quite..
Since when do THEY have the priority of 'down'??
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:42, archived)
# now see
you appear to be getting quite bend out of shape, calm down and take some form of drugs, then type in a reaonable tone of voice
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:44, archived)
# *deep breath*...aaaand relax.
edit: 12 yr Glenfiddich Special Reserve count as 'drugs'? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:45, archived)
# I'm hoping it doesn't come across as sexist in anyway
it just seems silly, the whole having to lift the seat then put it back down again, why should one partner have to do both actions anyway

either that or have a really good aim

edit: of course, alcohol is a drug
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:47, archived)
# Just use the loo as you find it? surely!
Edit: good..bottle flowing nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:51, archived)
# simple and effective
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:53, archived)
# It counts as overpriced
and over rated. Not that it's bad stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:52, archived)
# Was a birthday pressie..
Would be rude not to indulge =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:53, archived)
# a bit like
birthday anal
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:55, archived)
# haha
Whatever flicks your switch =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:57, archived)
# lights work best
with fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 1:59, archived)
# anal..lights..switches
My mum warned me about people like you!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:00, archived)
# It didn't stop you though,
did it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:02, archived)
# I took it as 'Guidelines'
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 18 Dec 2004, 2:03, archived)