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edit/slightly modified pearoast for the occasion

From the Greetings Cards For Any Occasion challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)

( olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 24 Dec 2004, 17:57, archived)

despite all other arrangements
he appears to have forgotten to bring his penis.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:02, archived)

Nope
He Is
"Needle Dick The Bug F*cker"
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:09, archived)

how
strange and somewhat personal. i don't think that card would appeal to many people as the incident involved is somewhat rare.
( siredsmithjr, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:03, archived)

It's you, isn't it?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:05, archived)

...
shut up shut up shut up.. good. no-one noticed.
( siredsmithjr, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:07, archived)

you wanna know the whole story???
he got shitfaced...then collapsed in the early morning to suddenly wake up an hour later...he stood up for a short moment trying to get his dick out in order to wee...fell on his knees, soaking his t-shirt and pants, and fell asleep again in that position. (in front of many early beachgoers...families and kids)
( olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:13, archived)

HAHAHAHA :D

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 18:17, archived)