didn't his teacher
do it for him so he'd pass?
( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 10:58, archived)

told him what to write
'allegedly'
edit: or maybe she did some of it
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3743646.stm
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 13 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)