Not really an instruction...

But they all misheard what he was saying.

From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( bigdave, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)

'dude where the cheese'
that is feckin class :)
( zerolicious, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 19:12, archived)

That actually started off as my bad grammar
But now I quite like the phrase.
I may use it a bit more...
( bigdave, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 19:24, archived)

now you mention it, it is quite nice,
dude, where the cheese...and so adaptable as well...Dude, where the skins, Dude, where the clippie bit...i could get use to saying that...
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 19:30, archived)

dude where my car would
make a great title for a film.....oh
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 19:51, archived)

woo
yay!!!
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 19:12, archived)

hahaha
mad!
( rogan, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 19:24, archived)

superb
!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 19:38, archived)