Check mate I believe

Well, did you read the instructions either?

From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(kungfustu, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)

How strange
there seem to be some ripped up cigarettes to
the left of the board. What a waste!!!
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)

that's what's left of regular cigarettes
when you use them to make one of those "jazz" cigarettes.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:11, archived)

Ah they must be musicians then!!!
Doesn't that guy look tired!!! He must have stayed up past his bedtime practicing then.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)

he also looks like
he's having a little giggle. i wonder what's so amusing?
( big daft dave, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:18, archived)

i was more confused really....
couldn't work out where the candle came into it?
(kungfustu, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:28, archived)

Well if you ask me
He looks stoned out of his tiny fucking little
mind!!!
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:38, archived)

oof
a) that's huuuge (width of 280 - 300 will suffice)

b) were they called "Pick-up Sticks"?
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:16, archived)

aye sorry bout the size
but you wouldn't have been able to make out the sticks otherwise, it's quite a low quality shot after all.
(kungfustu, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)