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# Look into my arse. Not around my arse; into my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 9:54, archived)
# *looks into Manic's Arse!*
Arrrrggggghhhh! He is teh Goatse!

*flees*
EDIT: *Comes back to say 'How rude of me! Woo! Ace!'* *re-flees*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 9:56, archived)
#
*tics*
(Pseudonym, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:02, archived)
# morning manic
tis good to see he keeps us safe from errm well the errr bad stuff that swarthy types do.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 9:59, archived)
# .. swarthy? swashbuckling also?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:02, archived)
# swashbuckling also
yee gods Burt Lancaster has connections with Al Qaeda
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:04, archived)
# mmm Burt... a real man`s man
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:09, archived)
# lovely stuff, Manic Miner
and belated `niiiing

Underground fell apart at the seams this morning and I had to turn back home
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:00, archived)
# I wish I'd done that
I struggled forth regardless and regret it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:14, archived)
# what was it?
wrong kind of frost?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:15, archived)
# "severe delays on the Piccadilly line"
which meant an hour to travel from Rayner`s Lane to Ealing Common.. what? 6 stops? something like that.. jumped off to get District Line - "severe delays on the District Line" - train sits there for another 15 minutes - bearing in mind I got on the first train at 8:00 and it`s now 9:00 with 10/12 stops to go....

I`ll probably get a right bollocking from the boss now :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Northern line also
but no excuses/information given
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:27, archived)
# it`s to be expected there though.. that`s easily the worst line
"not enough trains"
"driver hasn`t turned up"
"signal failure at the opposite side of London"

they`re a bunch of clowns... if I ran the underground, I`d sack most of them and give the jobs to people who gave a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:34, archived)
# twas in our local rag at the weekend
the northern line is officially the worst line.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:37, archived)
# ack sure when the olympics comes to town you`ll feel the benefit..
all that extra heating in the middle of summer due to thousands of extra passengers an hour...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Jubilee was shite as well
and this is the most expensive transport system in Europe!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:40, archived)
# great isn`t it!


... cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:45, archived)
# that
has me more than that hot or not thing
eugh : he is on desert island discs spaming his thing
edit : its womans hour /wipes brow
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Careful mate...
That's anti-American that is!
(batteryoperatedlettuce Soon to be nine b3ta yrs old, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 28 Feb 2005, 13:59, archived)