No! umpires, I said umpires!


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( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:28, archived)

Woooh thats scary
but well worth a

( Hotdog, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:32, archived)

woo to the woo yay did you make that?
..
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:38, archived)

No
I Just had the gif of the monkey and added the text
( Hotdog, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:40, archived)

cute little
chap he is too
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:43, archived)

"No, I said umpires, not set me on fire!"
am I missing something? :/
(Dogsdinner, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:36, archived)

vampires
nosferatu, the living dead
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:42, archived)

Oh,
I thought they were pyres. Still, wooyay.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:48, archived)

ah well
it works at least!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:50, archived)

I'd happily
set fire to myself rather than watch any cricket! yawwnnnn.... In fact I have created a cricket exclusion zone, where nobody within 10 metres of me is allowed to talk about it, under penalty of chinese burns, dead legs and tweaked nipples.
( curry monster, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:52, archived)

You fight
like a real man.
(Dogsdinner, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:53, archived)

fear my pinching!
.
( curry monster, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:53, archived)

tweaked nipples?
can i com round and read you the Ian Botham biography? ;)
(humanithinkz, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 18:05, archived)

I don't know
are you a lady?
( curry monster, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 18:16, archived)

Aaaah.
Gotcha.
(Dogsdinner, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:52, archived)