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[challenge entry] Two lines!!!!!
Dear User C,

I'm not obsessed by my web site, but of course I have an obligation to ensure it functions properly. There are 15,512,865 views a year - based on the average of 42,501 per day from last week.
People in Denmark don't say it's crap. Not because they are polite, but because Danes love people that do something different and stick to it.
Dear user C, now you have to be careful about your blood pressure. Take a deep breath.
Peter Alexandrof from Noosa Gallery in Queensland, Australia has reviewed submissions from “leading artists around the world” and he has selected 10 world artists for the '10 world artists show 2005/2006'. One of them was me. Are you still there, User C? Because now it comes: One of the works he selected was 'challenge':



'challenge' by Asbjorn Lonvig
Acrylic on canvas
201 x 139 cm, 79.2 x 54.8 inches
Inspired by Alexander Dumas

Two lines!!!!!
Crap, crap, crap, crap......

Sincerely,
Asbjorn Lonvig

From the Bad Public Art challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

(lonvig, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Um...
Pardon me?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Over here:
www.b3ta.com/board/4365341

I think it's OK - I wouldn't pay for it myself, but I think The C's being a bit harsh myself.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
i'm not going to comment on this guy's things which he makes, but i will say that i love him.

i'd hug him if he weren't foreign.
(schnurricane, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:53, archived)
# You have something
against hugging foreigners?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:54, archived)
# i think that is pretty obvious
since i said i'd hug him if he weren't foreign.

reading problems?


(schnurricane, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:55, archived)
# No,
more like xenophobe problems.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:59, archived)
# what are you, a fucking asian?
(schnurricane, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 22:10, archived)
# HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA
(Hazzeryoda www.mongolfrauds.co.uk - London to Mongolia!, Sun 20 Mar 2005, 0:26, archived)
# pffffttt
Jeebus Shnurr-

that make me piss..
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sun 20 Mar 2005, 0:55, archived)
# I like
the way he totally subverts the concept of the red X.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Can I guess...
You're writing this to "User C" who, at some point in the past said your work was
nothing but easily drawn shapes and lines and now you can rub his/her face in it because you've been selected to appear on a list. Somewhere.

Or is it all just surreal madness?

edit : Are you that fella who did the strange abstract line sculpture... things?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:35, archived)
# You are sherlock holmes
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:37, archived)
# I am indeed
my powers of deduction are explosive and scary.

Also, No one's heading out to the pub tonight, so I've got nothing better to do...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:40, archived)
# other than make a prettyful picture for us all?
I could do with another nevillicious fix....
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Lets fuck
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:47, archived)
# I would...
but all your talk of Tachikomas has made me want to go and
*ahem* "acquire" some Ghost in the Shell episodes
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Yeah
That's a winning compo entry right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:37, archived)
# but what about all the red as well?
truly exceptional
(monaxle Ban the Mindreaders, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:37, archived)
# yes
but is it art?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:37, archived)
# No
I don't think so any way. I beleive art should require at least some skill and vision.
Thats just plain and simple crap really.
(Fe4r, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 23:58, archived)
# i'm glad that's a jpeg.
great compression.
(schnurricane, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Hi, you art is poo
love the 'c' brothers
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Hear hear!!
Your art is the most original of everything I've seen. You are truly an original person.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Sorry, but...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 22:02, archived)
# i like
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 22:15, archived)
# damn cubicles!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 22:16, archived)
# If I see C I'll tell him / her
p.s. love the work
(monaxle Ban the Mindreaders, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Psst
don't think you wanted to make that a compo entry, did you?
(mynci boy, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 22:14, archived)