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[challenge entry] Sorry I know someone said leave him alone but I was bored!
Dearest Lonvig,

I recently stumbled upon your art after reading a reply you had written to a 'User C'. I am not an art critic nor am I a connoisseur of art I simply enjoy good art. I appreciate a large amount of work is required to produce any form of art however my perception has now been altered, After looking on your website at your section entitled 'Happy Days' I found myself pondering your influences and inspiration especially whilst looking at two pieces in particular 'hurt soul' and 'soul hurting still' these pieces from my perception were done when you were in a good mood not meant to be reflections of what is felt whilst experiencing 'Happy days', Once I had decided this must be the case I looked on your pictures in this section (Yes pictures) are quite possibly the worst collection of crap in the world ever, I am quite sure that if you gave a computer to a 5 year old child and showed them the rectangle tool in Paint they could also create 'art' like yours!

In closing your art sucks! Big time, it sucks more than a million dysons! (and they don’t lose suction, ever!) I know you will come up with some smart arse comment along the lines of your first reply stating such rubbish like 'I am doing it 'My Way' and I have people who like (even love) my work' and I am sure you do! There is an old saying 'a fool and his money are easily parted' congratulations Lonvig on proving it correct.

Regards

Young Bull aka Dave Bedlam

From the Bad Public Art challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:31, archived)
# where's this....
'art ' then?
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)
# here!
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:39, archived)
# the best thing about this is
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Perhaps he could try
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)
# I so wish this link existed.
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:42, archived)
# what about
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:43, archived)
# This link would hurt my fragile emotions.
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:47, archived)
# We could definitely do with
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Summary in three words please.
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Modern Art: Crap
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)
# excuse to repost
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)
# I've definetly missed something here.
So in short:

I am not an art critic nor am I a connoisseur of art I simply enjoy good art.

In closing your art sucks!

Regards

Young Bull aka Dave Bedlam
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:35, archived)
# ok!
Yeah that works however it wouldnt have taken ten minutes therefore giving me a well desevred break from work!
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:41, archived)
# here is his reply
Dear "Dave Bedlam",

Thank you very much for commenting on my web site.
Any comment is appreciated.
The intention in Colorful Simplicity is exactly to do it as simple as possible.
Forget about computers etc. Long before I began using a computer I did it in exactly the same way in collage.
See Colorful News editorial.

"....possibly the worst collection of crap in the world ever".

Why all this?
A few innocent pictures?

Sincerely,
Asbjorn Lonvig
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 15:29, archived)
# how is that a compo entry?
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:54, archived)
# previous
compo: Bad Public Art - unless it's been put in this weeks
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)
# ah i see
*studies above diagram*
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:59, archived)
# Ooer...
That rude man's got no clothes on. I can see his tendons.
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 15:01, archived)
# This is his reply!
Dear "Dave Bedlam",

Thank you very much for commenting on my web site.
Any comment is appreciated.
The intention in Colorful Simplicity is exactly to do it as simple as possible.
Forget about computers etc. Long before I began using a computer I did it in exactly the same way in collage.
See Colorful News editorial.

"....possibly the worst collection of crap in the world ever".

Why all this?
A few innocent pictures?

Sincerely,
Asbjorn Lonvig
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 15:25, archived)