i'm sure this place has warped you
I bet you were once sweet and innocent!
( Mushroom the Placater!, Sat 26 Mar 2005, 17:12, archived)

actually
it was the other way around
( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Sat 26 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)

There was a time,
Long ago,
When I'd never heard the word 'cunt'.

Those were dark, dark days.
( Comma, Sat 26 Mar 2005, 17:13, archived)