Tomorrow's News Today

This is absolutely genuinely tomorrow's Daily Express cover. Honest.
( Irregular Shed Christ on a bike, Mohammed on a trike, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:27, archived)

phew
no mention of Internet paedophiles
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:28, archived)

apart from "Paedo",
the first word of the headline??
( Fergburger, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:33, archived)

I see no Internet

*wobbles about*
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:36, archived)

You're not looking close enough:

( Fergburger, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:46, archived)

Seams?
I see no seams.
( Irregular Shed Christ on a bike, Mohammed on a trike, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:52, archived)

Hahaha, I like the 'Howard' caption
Woo!
( Leningrad, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:29, archived)

Quality
I wonder what the Mail will report.
(manky dog, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:31, archived)

if I hadn't just wasted my lunch hour
we might've found out...
( Irregular Shed Christ on a bike, Mohammed on a trike, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:32, archived)

You forgot
"Atheist Baby-killers".
*kills baby*
( tomsk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 13:33, archived)