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[challenge entry] In space, no one can hear you scream

From the Space Monkeys and Their Exciting Adventures challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(Coca Hogg, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Yay...
In other news: Radio www.b3ta.com/talk/459424
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:40, archived)
# TJ of a TJ:
can you eat bacon that's gone a bit 'brown' in the fridge? It's only a few days old..
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:41, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:43, archived)
# like bacon
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)
# good
question
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)
# with its nose
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)
# It's got
no nose!

No, wait... Jamaica! No... Hang on...

Alaska.

My dog's got seven hundred noses.
How does it smell?
I have no idea, it must get really, really confused.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)
# THIS HORSE IS A ALIEN
BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:46, archived)
# beware!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:54, archived)
# Genoa?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:46, archived)
# What is the whole Jamaica/Alaska thing about?
I must have missed that one
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:47, archived)
# My wife's
got no nose!

Where is she going on holiday?

Alask... No, wait. It's Jamaica. I think.

Damn...


Or the greatest joke ever, as told by Armando Ianucci...

What's big and small at the same time?

A big egg.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:48, archived)
# Ha ha, that was very...random
But I think I get it now anyway, i've heard that joke.

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:51, archived)
# jakarta??
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:55, archived)
# Yes if it's only just going
But if it smells at all then no
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)
# what if it smells like bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:46, archived)
# Bacon that is edible has no real smell
So it would smell like OFF bacon, and the answer would still be no :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:47, archived)
# ...
what if it smelled of chicken?
(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:58, archived)
# Then sell it to the highest bidder
and live off the proceeds in a nice big house somewhere, or in space, or where-ever you frickin' want because you'll be so rich you can do anything and piss off everyone with saying anything and paying them off, or trying to have sex with their partners and they'll probably let you because you'll be richer than them and they need the money. And then you can laugh.

But it would probably be okay to eat too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 20:11, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)
# hurrah
*tunes in*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)
# woo
jacko!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:42, archived)
# In space, nobody can hear you belm
Woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)
# threadjack because it's quick, bandwagoningishificatory and has probably been done before
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oh, where are my manners. much wooness to the pic!
(1, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:46, archived)
# i'm sure that should be
what are you thinking?? on the posters! :o)

woo btw!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:49, archived)
# Woo...
Very Nice job
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainKirk, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:34, archived)