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[challenge entry] Space monkey phone home. Well he's allowed 1 call at least.
Times had changed since Space Monkey's first visit in the early 80s.

Gone were the days when a space monkey could innocently be friends with a child.

From the Space Monkeys and Their Exciting Adventures challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)
# I'm sick to fuck
of these fucking monkey fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# I HEREBY DECREE
THAT MONKEY IS A PAEDO PHILE!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Also
I love the subtle MONKEY IS A ALIENage
BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)
# beware indeed
how true it turned out to be
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:46, archived)
# pffffft!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# hahahaha
he loves playing with kids
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:44, archived)
# nobody seemed to mind in the 80s
I reckon it's the child's parents trying to get money of of him
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)
# I reckon the 'banana juice' and pr0n claims are true
but the rest is bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:47, archived)
# agreed
*chants*
Space Monkey is Innocent!
Space Monkey is Innocent!
Space Monkey is Innocent!
Space Monkey is Innocent!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:48, archived)
# no just their nuts..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:47, archived)
# Woo!
Typical Daily Mail....


T/J: My mum (a labour supporter) commented earlier about how during the last election she thought Labour stood little chance of getting in, based on what she read in the paper... I had to point out that reading the Daily Mail is probably not the best way of getting an unbiased view of a particular party's chances...
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:46, archived)
# I heard someone make a very very offensive comment in a motorway service station yesterday
and none of the others at the table even batted an eyelid. Then I noticed that 2 of them were reading the mail, and it all made sense.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
# I think i've finally got it into her head
that there are better newspapers to be found. Of course it took the Independant bringing out a smaller tabloid sized edition before she took heed... *sigh*
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:56, archived)
#
at least she's not reading it anymore
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)
# Welllllll.
It got bought today, but only because i wanted the free Michael Caine DVD... Last i saw of the paper itself was it languishing on the floor...
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:01, archived)
# hahahaha
that's always the excuse! I just wanted the free CD/DVD.
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# But it was 'The eagle has landed'!
Not seen it and perfect cheesy warfilm for a sunday afternoon....

Honest gov'!
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:05, archived)
# ok
we'll let you off with a caution this time, but if you're caught with it again we wont be as nice.
ok sunshine? now be on your way.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:07, archived)
# Yes gov', thanks gov'
*tugs forelock*

*scampers*
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)
# *chuckles to himself whilst shaking his head*
*walks off slowly*

*jumps and clicks heels together in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:11, archived)
# Another happy ending...
Goodnight boys and girls, goodnight.
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:13, archived)
# I think
this is way woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:51, archived)
# way woo?
are you watching point break?
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:53, archived)
# erm no
I should be doing some work actually, but instead I will sleep. Yes, sleep I must.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)
# I concur
I shall sleep too.
good night
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:00, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:05, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:08, archived)
# Woo!
Tell it like it is, Swaz!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)
# I see your time travel machine car thing is working
:)

Woo Swaza!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)
# yay for time travelling
ta you two :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 18 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)
# WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!WINNER!WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!WINNER!WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!WINNER!WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!WINNER!WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha :¬D
I wish, but then again, you never know
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Apr 2005, 11:57, archived)