My boy says he can eat fifty cookies, he can eat fifty cookies


From the 18 Certificate films remade for Children challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:24, archived)

*doesn't get the reference

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 9 May 2005, 17:25, archived)

Didn't the the guy in cool hand luke have to eat lots of eggs.
Or something
(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:27, archived)

just LOOK...

*whistles*
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:27, archived)

In the film Cool Hand Luke
they wager he can't eat 50* boiled eggs.

*guessed figure
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:27, archived)

WUNNNNN-HUNREN-AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:34, archived)

hnnnnnnnn bullieeeeeeeeeeeeee spehal priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

( Cashy, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:40, archived)

not the fuckin speedboat again

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:42, archived)

You only get the speedboat if you live in a high-rise flat in the middle of Birmingham
otherwise you will get something even more inappropriate.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:46, archived)

a top of the range ski mask
oooooooo
( Cashy, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:48, archived)

... and replica sawn-off shot gun!

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:59, archived)

They ate 50 eggs in the film
It's supposed to be impossible
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:27, archived)

but I've ate loads more than 50 eggs!

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:30, archived)

Yes, but not in a film.

(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:31, archived)

no, not in a film
in a lifetime
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:32, archived)

In one sitting?

( cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 9 May 2005, 17:31, archived)

Don't be awkward

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:32, archived)

I'm never ockard
just, erm, something else which escapes me at the moment
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:33, archived)

In a lifetime but not all at once
it is physically improbable because your stomach would rupture unless they were very small eggs. Even if it was possible you would make yourself extremely ill.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:33, archived)

Solution if ever challenged:
caviar.
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:34, archived)

this.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 9 May 2005, 19:33, archived)

I think a couple of spoons of caviar would probably do it.

(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:34, archived)

Mindpiss!

(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:35, archived)

Damn my fat fingers.

(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:36, archived)

^SNAP^

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:36, archived)

what about if they were scrambled?

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:38, archived)

and on oatcakes?

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:40, archived)

Even scambled eggs
have you tried getting baked-on scrambled egg off a pan it seems to have waterproof properties, imagine that sat in your stomach your digestive juices would hit a high level of acidity and you would have the most terrible heartburn/indigestion you could imagine.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:43, archived)

doubt I`d notice
my stomach is pee-hucked as it is :)
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:53, archived)

they tried it on some science programme.
i think they mushed them all down.
i can't remember if they managed it.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 10 May 2005, 13:04, archived)

he can eat them all
woo yay
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:26, archived)

hahaha

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:26, archived)

pfft
excellent
( homonk is gay for chairs, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:26, archived)

hahaha
I hope Lalo Schifrin does the soundtrack
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:26, archived)

I'd be just as happy if it was Herp Albert
His music always reminds me of the cocaine farms of Bolivia, strangely
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:29, archived)

Bullitt soundtrack is probably his finest work
absolutely class stuff
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:36, archived)

nah
it's a knockout tune
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:40, archived)

ahaha great

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:27, archived)

Cookie!
Me like cookie!

( Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:29, archived)

Haha
You, as ever, rock
( wayward., Mon 9 May 2005, 17:31, archived)

congrats on the FP!
'cos it was woo!
( drunkenoaf, Mon 9 May 2005, 18:02, archived)

Hurrah!

( dotmund shut up dotmund, Mon 9 May 2005, 18:12, archived)

great post
great film

*sighs*

great times...
( mozza http://indmill.com, Mon 9 May 2005, 18:37, archived)

BRILLIANT

just looked at original poster and love it even more
( lemonhead, Mon 9 May 2005, 18:46, archived)

Love the post
Bad news about Cookie Monster though...
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7421924/
www.townhall.com/columnists/jonahgoldberg/jg20050422.shtml
(ShodoPan, Tue 10 May 2005, 3:36, archived)

...
Bwahahaha!!!!!
( CTVadim He's pretty. Pretty AWESOME!, Tue 10 May 2005, 6:15, archived)

H is for Houpla

What me have here is failure to communicate!
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Tue 10 May 2005, 13:26, archived)