You only get the speedboat if you live in a high-rise flat in the middle of Birmingham
otherwise you will get something even more inappropriate.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:46, archived)

a top of the range ski mask
oooooooo
( Cashy, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:48, archived)

... and replica sawn-off shot gun!

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Mon 9 May 2005, 17:59, archived)