From the 18 Certificate films remade for Children challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

(Maltjik, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:07, archived)

I miss herbie
so much better than kit
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 9 May 2005, 20:10, archived)

Was I dreaming....
Or did I see a trailer for a new Herbie film recently?
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:11, archived)

You been at the special tobacco again?

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 9 May 2005, 20:12, archived)

No,
It was the orange goblin called Charles.
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:19, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0400497
( djol, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:14, archived)

You just made that!

( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:16, archived)

everyone says it's gonna be shit,
and then i think back to the original movies, and realise they were also shit. but in a good way.
( djol, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:19, archived)

Well,
they're sticking to the formula then.
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:22, archived)

*orgasms*

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 9 May 2005, 20:18, archived)

Have a Herbie pearoast :

(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:20, archived)

Why did you remove that
and then post it again?

I gave you my new animated woo, but you can bollocks this time.
( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:22, archived)

Ahhhhhh sorry
It spacked on me - it wasnt showing up. Can i have your nice woo - please?
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:25, archived)

Ok, here it is again.

( Black Moon Fuck You- I won't do what you tell me!, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:40, archived)

thats amazingly woo!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:28, archived)

your
showing your age there,
and makeing me feel mine
(Bish0p, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:12, archived)

i'm 18
i'm still but a babe, a babe no less!
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 9 May 2005, 20:13, archived)

I prefer Herbie too
/16 year old
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:13, archived)

Have you all gone completely mad?
Herbie was very annoying. What was that one with the old woman in it? God damn, it's making me cringe just thinking about it! >.<
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 9 May 2005, 20:15, archived)

herpes
from a robert rankin book was better :oD
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:16, archived)

one of the new ones?
im afraid i havent been keeping up very well...

hollow chocolate bunnies is the newest one i have read
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:38, archived)

thats fab
its an old one :o)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:44, archived)

excellent

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 9 May 2005, 20:12, archived)