Hmmm. Bit unfluffly...

(Scoobs, Fri 20 May 2005, 13:11, archived)

It's certainly a great bit of hummus
They'd get sued like fuck if they ever used it but for here it's most Woo!
( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Fri 20 May 2005, 13:12, archived)

Where did you get
jaffa cakes from then?
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Fri 20 May 2005, 13:18, archived)

The jaffa cake man.

( Dogme, Fri 20 May 2005, 13:19, archived)

makes sense to me

( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Fri 20 May 2005, 13:22, archived)

The Jaffacake man
Has a Jaffacake hat,
Jaffacake shoes,
And a Jaffacake cat.

Goes home to his wife,
Who then lays on a mat,
Then the Jaffacake man,
Eats the cakes from her twat.
( NobbyNobody, Fri 20 May 2005, 13:25, archived)

Birthday package sent out that I collected today
Technically I don't know for sure that it contains Jaffa Cakes but my senses are tingling and suggesting it does
( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Fri 20 May 2005, 13:22, archived)

So who is going to die
when you open it and find it's tesco value orange cakes?
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Fri 20 May 2005, 13:23, archived)

No-one
I'll be grateful for whatever they have put in there, it's nice that they think of me and take the time and effort to bother at all
( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Fri 20 May 2005, 13:25, archived)

Speaking as someone who
wears Tesco Value clothes, doesn't own a mobile phone and doesn't read 'mens' magazines, I am smug in the knowledge that my identity remains un-whored.

Even if my trousers keep splitting at the seams.
( NobbyNobody, Fri 20 May 2005, 13:15, archived)

arf

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Fri 20 May 2005, 13:18, archived)