101 uses for Michael J Fox:
#36 Cappuccino Frother
(just don't ask what his other hand is frothing)
#35 Survival Trainer
#34 Portable Tyre Pump
#33 Vibrating Bed System
#32 Head Massager
#31 Tutor at the Louise Woodward school of childcare (thanks to Brown cow for the idea)
#30 Car Toy
#29 Gold Panhandler
#28 Cordless Automatic Toothbrush (Thanks to Doc G)
#27 World's Longest Rock'em Sock'em Robots game
#26 Epilepsy Simulator (Thanks to GoldenFanjita)
#25 F1 Grand Prix Champagne Preperation Officer (Thanks to Hey Johnny)
#24 Replacement Fire Alarm Bell
#23 Motion Blur Filter (Thanks to Vultan)
#22 'Track And Field' world champion (Thanks to GoldenFanjita)
#21 Vegetable Chopper (Thanks to Doc G)
#20 Carpenter
#19 Fairground Toy Grabber
#18 Earthquake Simulator
#17 Dice Shaker
#16 Paleantologist (Thanks to Northern Wifeb3ta)
#15 Bait Holder
#14 Turner Prize Finalist
#13 Political Assassain
#12 Potter
#11 EEG Monitor
#10 Lumberjack
#9 Dishwasher
#8 Bomb Disposal Officer
#7 McDonalds Employee
#6 Ear Wax Removal Specialist
#5 Sewing Machine
#4 Morse Code Signal Operator
#3 Professional Yo-Yo Champion
#2 Paint Mixer
#1 Cordless Drill
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Fri 20 May 2005, 18:43,
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(just don't ask what his other hand is frothing)
#35 Survival Trainer
#34 Portable Tyre Pump
#33 Vibrating Bed System
#32 Head Massager
#31 Tutor at the Louise Woodward school of childcare (thanks to Brown cow for the idea)
#30 Car Toy
#29 Gold Panhandler
#28 Cordless Automatic Toothbrush (Thanks to Doc G)
#27 World's Longest Rock'em Sock'em Robots game
#26 Epilepsy Simulator (Thanks to GoldenFanjita)
#25 F1 Grand Prix Champagne Preperation Officer (Thanks to Hey Johnny)
#24 Replacement Fire Alarm Bell
#23 Motion Blur Filter (Thanks to Vultan)
#22 'Track And Field' world champion (Thanks to GoldenFanjita)
#21 Vegetable Chopper (Thanks to Doc G)
#20 Carpenter
#19 Fairground Toy Grabber
#18 Earthquake Simulator
#17 Dice Shaker
#16 Paleantologist (Thanks to Northern Wifeb3ta)
#15 Bait Holder
#14 Turner Prize Finalist
#13 Political Assassain
#12 Potter
#11 EEG Monitor
#10 Lumberjack
#9 Dishwasher
#8 Bomb Disposal Officer
#7 McDonalds Employee
#6 Ear Wax Removal Specialist
#5 Sewing Machine
#4 Morse Code Signal Operator
#3 Professional Yo-Yo Champion
#2 Paint Mixer
#1 Cordless Drill
He's never going to froth at that speed!
Maybe this is a use for further along in his illness
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Fri 20 May 2005, 18:46,
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Hmm
should be going pretty speedy then. You obviously are just too used to the extremely fast paced nature of China and now everything seems slow to you :)
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Fri 20 May 2005, 18:50,
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Yeah, I don't really sleep unless I have to
It's too stressful
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Fri 20 May 2005, 19:28,
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I had a look at some of my posts in FireFox the other day
It's amazing how fast some of them go compared to how they should do! (What every other browser and ImageReady does, in other words).
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Fri 20 May 2005, 18:52,
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Ehehehe!
I like these. Although last time I saw you post one (#31) I looked through them all and there was about 6 that wouldn't load for no apparent reason. Maybe it was just my connection. I forget which ones they were.
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Fri 20 May 2005, 18:50,
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excellent, once again
/tries to think of one
um.. MJF powers elephant dildo?
no, that's rubbish
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Fri 20 May 2005, 18:51,
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um.. MJF powers elephant dildo?
no, that's rubbish
heh
funny how everyone laughs at MJF for his cripling incurable ailment, but kylie... oh no we can't upset the fervent kylie fans, weirdos
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Fri 20 May 2005, 18:56,
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