what a sell out ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 20 May 2005, 20:50, archived)

spicy brians

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 20 May 2005, 20:50, archived)

I
don't
get
it.
( Bitchpapa, Fri 20 May 2005, 20:51, archived)

you can play PlayStation games
and get away from the brats

duhhhhh :p
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 20 May 2005, 20:54, archived)

or, just murder them
in the bath
( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:03, archived)

soon it will be your turn
silly bollocks, woo
( mongychops, Fri 20 May 2005, 20:53, archived)

how much is a vasectomy, going private?
*has a look at Visa card*
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 20 May 2005, 20:54, archived)

I'll do it private for ten pee.
You supply the cheesewire
( Druid can eat more that Matter Eater Lad, Fri 20 May 2005, 20:56, archived)

about £110
booking mine soon, we could make a day of it
( mongychops, Fri 20 May 2005, 20:56, archived)

Ballbag Busting Bash!

( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:00, archived)

I`m up for that
£110 versus a life of more misery sounds a reet bargain!
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:06, archived)

I'll cut the whole lot off for 75

if I can just stop watching your flaming Donkey Porn flash thingy for ONE SECOND.
( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:12, archived)

i'm in

( mongychops, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:12, archived)

I thought I was having trouble sitting down

( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:15, archived)

i'll need a picture from you soon for my little lad
not yet, he's to young
but i've also written a book about a little grey sheep that i'd love you to draw, i'll message you and let you know
( mongychops, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:24, archived)

hurrah!
I shall look forward to this thing here.
( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:28, archived)

you have to press very hard
to give yourself a vasectomy with a visa card
( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Fri 20 May 2005, 20:59, archived)

oh Dottie you are a card!
*frots*
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:05, archived)

*froats stoats*

( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:14, archived)

RIK RIK RIK RIK
Rik Rik Rik

*draws Rik*

also, the phrase "chirpy wee bastards" is underused in the world. Hats off.
( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Fri 20 May 2005, 20:59, archived)

this
*fwaps*
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 20 May 2005, 20:59, archived)

I blame you

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:05, archived)

your Feminine ringtone
is the downfall of civilisation, dagblastit.

it's gone viral, too. munkt0n got emailed it today.
( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:11, archived)

haha I`m sure he loved that :D
thankfully there`ll be no more, apart from Crazy Prod when I get `round to doing it (end of June probably).. but I think this ringtones on telly will die a death very soon as everybody`s sick to the teeth of them

plus that fucking frog single is out on Monday.. which is the missus`s birthday

*ponders evil ponderings*

BA DING DING DING DING DING!
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:22, archived)

donkey porn!
dirty horse!


I'm going to have to stop looking through your website, it's doing me in.
( Down on the farm - SHUT UP, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:25, archived)