Compo entry

Clicky bigness
( AgeOwns A life withoutGod is like a fish without a bicycle, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:17, archived)

Ooh,
nice! :-)
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:17, archived)

Hehe
After the initial complaints, people seem to be starting to take this seriously!

I like this very much!
( Bloody Student, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:18, archived)

must have playstation....
All playstation and no work makes AgeOwns very happy...All playstation and no work makes AgeOwns very happy...All playstation and no work makes AgeOwns very happy...All playstation and no work makes AgeOwns very happy...All playstation and no work makes AgeOwns very happy...All playstation and no work makes AgeOwns very happy...All playstation and no work makes AgeOwns very happy...All playstation and no work makes AgeOwns very happy...
( AgeOwns A life withoutGod is like a fish without a bicycle, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:20, archived)

less impressive thanks to wordprocessors and Copy and Paste
Jack Nicholson selects text, then colds down Ctrl-V for 45 seconds. Oooh! Sinister!

Then, Ctrl-P...
( drunkenoaf, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:26, archived)

lol.
...thats why they haven't remade it i guess.
( AgeOwns A life withoutGod is like a fish without a bicycle, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:27, archived)

Oh, they will remake it at some point.
Starring Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz.

It will be a "comedy".
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:28, archived)

and adam sandler.

( MrA, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:30, archived)

and a rapper nobody`s heard of

( Reckless_Rik, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:31, archived)

Vanilla Ice?

( drunkenoaf, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:32, archived)

Who?

(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:32, archived)

Not obscure enough
or black enough

EDIT: Needs a food based name though, E.g. Moouse T, Flava McGun-toater, Iced something-or-other
( AgeOwns A life withoutGod is like a fish without a bicycle, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:33, archived)

everlast
Moose T is a german man. A producer. he put out that record "horny" and "is it cos I'm cool"-- all drivel
( drunkenoaf, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:35, archived)

He'd be good at doing the silly voice when "shining", at any rate

(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:31, archived)

or Timmy Mallet will run around some futuristic space station...
with a piece of yellow and pink foam.

It'll be a PG.
( AgeOwns A life withoutGod is like a fish without a bicycle, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:31, archived)

Red Rum. Red Rum
"Get the fuck outta here"
( drunkenoaf, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:31, archived)

Kubrick was such a perfectionist
He actually paid typist to type out about 500 pages of that, each one with different pagmination, capitalisation and spelling mistakes.
Loon!
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:34, archived)

I thought he's have to have done summat like that...
would be shite, otherwise.
( drunkenoaf, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:36, archived)

Apparantly
if you listen to his typing at the end of that scene you can hear he actually types the phrase...
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:37, archived)

afternoon kidies
(or 'ning) thats purdy.
( MrA, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:18, archived)

very nice use of the controller icon thingies
"no! fireball is triangle"
"what?"
"THE FUCKING TOP ONE"
"oh you mean green?"
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:20, archived)

^ this
I can never remember where they are and those fiddly controllers give me cramp after about 30 minutes playing. Big hands are a bugger.
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:21, archived)

*buggers big hands*
( evilstevie, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:23, archived)

my hands are also too big for the ps controllers
mmmm xbox controllers fit so snug
/edit the big black ones not those little pieces of shit
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:24, archived)

yeah, and how come you can spend a fortnight memorising button combos on your new beat'em up...
...and your pissed girlfriend can still beat you but just whacking all the buttons, whilst still managing not to spill her peach schnaps.
( AgeOwns A life withoutGod is like a fish without a bicycle, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:24, archived)

That's the way I play!
Just mash the buttons hard. Always works ;-)
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:25, archived)

me too
like the athletic games. whether it was running or swimming, just mash the buttons as fast as possible.
( MrA, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:27, archived)

*mashes buttons*
*wins*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:27, archived)

you`re obviously gay
the only reason to play the missus is to beat her at a game you know you`ll kick her ass at :)
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:26, archived)

Yeah, well she might beat me a tekken...
...but i cum way before her!!!

*hold on a minute*
( AgeOwns A life withoutGod is like a fish without a bicycle, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:28, archived)

hahahahaahaha the gift that just keeps on giving

( Reckless_Rik, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:30, archived)

quarter circle back
thats always the transformation move


/gaz. invader zim
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:28, archived)

Ahhhh.
*reminisces*
( AgeOwns A life withoutGod is like a fish without a bicycle, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:22, archived)

thats fab
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:20, archived)

i like
this one
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 21 May 2005, 20:26, archived)