Bollocks! Best two out of three?

first shopped compo entry in a while...be gentle...
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Wed 25 May 2005, 18:50, archived)

Patriotic.
if you happen to be from america
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 25 May 2005, 18:55, archived)

i am...but i'm not. (patriotic)
i was mocking these awful ads you see where they throw in every awful symbol they can...i probably could've found room for a few more...
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Wed 25 May 2005, 18:57, archived)

I was thinking more 'nauseating'
but whatever works I guess

Edit - aye, that's the stuff ^^
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 25 May 2005, 19:03, archived)