Oh god I'm sorry for this one...

I feel so dirty.
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:48, archived)

I feel thick
for not getting it

EDIT: Never mind, I got it
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:49, archived)

*checks filename*
OW.
( Chrico ... consonant... consonant... and a vowel please, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:49, archived)

Oh
dear :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:49, archived)

....................................... *spang*

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:50, archived)

I deserved that

( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:50, archived)

so you should
dirty, dirty pun, get in your bed
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:51, archived)

*aims brick*
too...weak..from...punnage...to...launch...

*collapses*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 May 2005, 14:53, archived)

pfft
burp
(burger breath, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:56, archived)