I haven't entered the competition in ages, but I couldn't resist the pun

( Matazone is smart as paint, in the pirate sense of things., Sat 28 May 2005, 0:01, archived)

ROLF MAYO!

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:02, archived)

it's so damned tricky
ok I'll have chips stuck up my fanny
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:04, archived)

Very Woo.
Have a gold blue peter badge! :o)
( benkai No fatalities at work since, Sat 28 May 2005, 0:04, archived)

Yay!

( Matazone is smart as paint, in the pirate sense of things., Sat 28 May 2005, 0:19, archived)