They only found out later
that their design was



a) to radical for the 7 wonders of the earth jury

b) quite instable
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:06, archived)

Great!
is there a swimming pool at the top?
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:07, archived)

No, but a tennis court,
2 restaurants and a helicopter landing space.
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:09, archived)

Bar & a Lapdancing club?

( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:09, archived)

Would have been a good idea.
But it collapsed before business really started.
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:10, archived)

Gah!
damn gravity and physics!
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:13, archived)

However, they tried to


fix the most obvious problems, but then it did no longer look like a real wonder.
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:23, archived)

*squints*
Are they Mars bars?!

*invents time machine to travel back and visit giant Mars bars*

They'd be wonders in themselves!!!
( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:25, archived)

No, they actually tried to use wooden poles.
But now you mention it, they do look like Mars bars.
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:27, archived)

Structurally speaking, Twixes would be better!
The compressive strentgh of teh biscuit is HUGE!
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:30, archived)

That would also fix
the heat related problems of chocolate.
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:32, archived)

And yet
still be satisfyingly caramel-ly!

I really have to go to work now, so only 5 more F5's!
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:34, archived)

I'm just going to pretend they are

( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:32, archived)

*hands jessie a plank of wood*

(Azzek!, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:37, archived)

Now I have splinters :(
*cries*

You really are in a mean mood
( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:42, archived)

*hands tweezers and savlon*
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:44, archived)

Thanks hun :)

( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:47, archived)

I thought it was being held up with
the spray from two giant tubgirls. My poor brain.
( nick the greek I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:39, archived)

Do you want me to put you out of your misery for you?
There's no help for you now
( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:48, archived)

I think
that would be best.
( nick the greek I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:52, archived)

Hahah, it's funny cos it's true*



*May contain traces of lie
( Jessie © just think of it as a paid holiday. With stress., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:08, archived)

hurrah!
it looks like it's been tipped over, in my humble opinion.

imhotip.
( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:12, archived)

They found it worked better when they just filled the sky with stone

(Onion Terror. posting 3 images a year, Sun 29 May 2005, 11:44, archived)