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[challenge entry] They only found out later
that their design was



a) to radical for the 7 wonders of the earth jury

b) quite instable

From the Wonders of the World challenge. See all 266 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:06, archived)
# Great!
is there a swimming pool at the top?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:07, archived)
# No, but a tennis court,
2 restaurants and a helicopter landing space.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Bar & a Lapdancing club?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Would have been a good idea.
But it collapsed before business really started.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Gah!
damn gravity and physics!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:13, archived)
# However, they tried to


fix the most obvious problems, but then it did no longer look like a real wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:23, archived)
# *squints*
Are they Mars bars?!

*invents time machine to travel back and visit giant Mars bars*

They'd be wonders in themselves!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:25, archived)
# No, they actually tried to use wooden poles.
But now you mention it, they do look like Mars bars.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:27, archived)
# Structurally speaking, Twixes would be better!
The compressive strentgh of teh biscuit is HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:30, archived)
# That would also fix
the heat related problems of chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:32, archived)
# And yet
still be satisfyingly caramel-ly!

I really have to go to work now, so only 5 more F5's!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:34, archived)
# I'm just going to pretend they are
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:32, archived)
# *hands jessie a plank of wood*
(Azzek!, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Now I have splinters :(
*cries*

You really are in a mean mood
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:42, archived)
#
*hands tweezers and savlon*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 29 May 2005, 9:44, archived)
# Thanks hun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:47, archived)
# I thought it was being held up with
the spray from two giant tubgirls. My poor brain.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:39, archived)
# Do you want me to put you out of your misery for you?
There's no help for you now
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:48, archived)
# I think
that would be best.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:52, archived)
# Hahah, it's funny cos it's true*



*May contain traces of lie
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:08, archived)
# hurrah!
it looks like it's been tipped over, in my humble opinion.

imhotip.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 29 May 2005, 9:12, archived)
# They found it worked better when they just filled the sky with stone
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 29 May 2005, 11:44, archived)