Tenuous compo entry + bad dyslexic pun =
Forgotten by the world of today, Prehistoric Swiss weavers created the biggest tie ever known.
Sadly, the lead singer of Survivor was dyslexic, and got a bit confused.

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dieselmonkey, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 11:47,
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anyone else think that "survivor" logo
looks like it says "Swwwon"?
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urbane legend pubic enemy number one, Sun 5 Jun 2005, 1:10,
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that is the worst
pun i have ever heard.. love it
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TuxPixie the linux fairy, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 9:51,
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