Production method of Rowntrees confection..


Last one for the day..

This.is.getting.addictive. :-{
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)

Rawoo!
What's big and small at the same time?

A big egg.
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

HOOSJM
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.
( mofaha, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)

My brain hurts

( Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)

i see.
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
( Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)

The "Jewish mother" version
is the only one that's ever made me laugh.
( mofaha, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

none of them
actually made me laugh. And I've read thousands.
( Frumbert has no sig, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)

How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. One dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb and two more dirty stinking apes to throw faeces at eachudder

( Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)

How many Man Utd fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3..

- One guy to screw the bulb..
- One guy to buy the official comemorative Man Utd lightbulb screwing merchandise..
- And one guy to drive them to Manchester from Torquay.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)

/Doesn't get it
/Knows nothing about sport

( Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)

So sad
But very woo!

( Brown cow, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)