my friend's cat only has one ear
Missing on the other side. His name is One Ear. His brother's called Two Ear...
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 20:58, archived)

i'd rather be smorked than know that.

(Archsteve Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)