my friend's cat only has one ear
Missing on the other side. His name is One Ear. His brother's called Two Ear...
(Onion Terror. This is not a signature, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 20:58, archived)

i'd rather be smorked than know that.

(Archsteve Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 20:59, archived)