Good Afternoon, all...
I think Heather McCartney's pup looks a bit like her...

...don't you?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 18:53, archived)

to hull
with you badwolf
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Tue 21 Jun 2005, 18:54, archived)

You. Hull. Now.
I used to go out with a girl who only had one leg. I had to dump her, she was unstable.*

May be 50% truth
(kryptik, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 18:54, archived)

What was her name?
Eileen?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 18:56, archived)

Second name
Dover?
( Labmonkey is in ur cupboard, eatin ur digestives., Tue 21 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)

Go to the naughty corner now
the whole boiling lot of you
( Baglady, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)

Wooden you just know it
there's always a teacher about
( Ptolemy, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)

Peg

( Ptolemy, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)

Actually, bizarrely
that was the name of her housemate... and not the one who also had only one leg
(kryptik, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 19:10, archived)

She was always very drunk.
Legless, in fact.
( NobbyNobody, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)

Much Groanage Ensues
*groans*
( Labmonkey is in ur cupboard, eatin ur digestives., Tue 21 Jun 2005, 18:57, archived)

or was it a Chinese girl...
named Irene?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)

hahaha!

winner!
( Purple Onion, Tue 21 Jun 2005, 18:58, archived)