Someone had to do it.

Click here if you must.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)

I danced for five hours in the least erotic fashion I could on saturday
so my neck still hurts
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)

My boyfriend is a crazy dancer.
This is one of the many reasons why I'm not going to the prom.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)

my friends stole my shirt :(

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)

Haha, oh dear oh dear.
At least it was warm.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)

at 3 in the morning it had gotten a bit nippy
but my shirt went to deansgate and I went to fallowfield
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:33, archived)

Nevermind. It's a lesson learnt.
The lesson being: Don't give your shirt to nobs.
Don't let them undress you, and don't leave it unattended.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)

FINE
call my friends nobs, see if I care, the nicest people I know are nobs
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)

Bah, I skim read the friends bit.
I read 'Stole... shirt...'. Sorry, I apologise profusely.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)

lolz I was kidding anyway

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:44, archived)

It's still not very nice to call...
... someone's friends nobs.
I apologise again.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:45, archived)

i like their style!

( lemony, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)

hahaha I like their style too, we're grossly lacking in any style!

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:52, archived)

Huh?
*clicks*
Arf!
(Andy-, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)

haha!

( prodigy69 ok Lady..love you..bye bye!!, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)

woohoo!

( mugatu, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)

I am considering going back to Tesco to buy two more.
"Why two?" you ask. Because this one has lost it's stickiness.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)

actress/bishop

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:39, archived)

chuckle!

( mutated monty, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)

arf!

( Kamikaze Stoat, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)

Chortle.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:33, archived)

Strange but true
Tesco are genuinely selecting melons of different sizes to go to different parts of teh country as it haas been decided by some spotty ex students that people choose melons on the basis of the sort of breasts they like.

I guess smaller ones in more educated areas and fucking great norks for pennyless northern tramps?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:50, archived)

eh up
tha might be about right there or could it be

miss linconshire style eating disorder breast for soft southeren easily influenced by mass media ponces, and great cuddley ones for chuckling and suckling in the north where we like a girl with a bit of meat on her (maybe a black pudding on her head) as they are more likely to last a cold winter.

edit oh and woo to the pic
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:54, archived)

erm,
yes?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:55, archived)

Eh, what about Miss Lincolnshire?
Is that a reference to me? I don't have eating disorder breasts!
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:55, archived)

I don't know
maybe there's an 'eating food specifically to develop norks' disorder?

ananorxia or summit?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 15:57, archived)

sorry
forgot where you hailed from the term miss linconshire is a coloquial term round here for ladies with under developed assets. The linconshire part is a reference to the flatness of your drained marsh of a county, and don't come the wolds with me I've had bigger shits than those hills. love ya bye
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 16:06, archived)