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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Great!

I was planning a kettle quiz for the weekend! Job done!

*herd kettles together with . . . . electric kettle prod . . . *


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)
# The purpose of kettles is to flip out and kill people!
Ace! Have a large kettle of warm w00!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)
# you have a very disturbed mind
I quite like that in a person
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
# An unarmed person
anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek You're the one for me, fatty, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)
# no
I prefer my people to have 2 arms tvm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Awwww
I don't appreciate my kettle enough. I am just off to stroke it.

Then the kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek You're the one for me, fatty, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
# woo yay
someone put the kettle on, we'll have a nice cuppa chai
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Arf!
I love this...

"Kettles come in many colours including black and kettle"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)
# according to pots.....

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)
# hahahaha
this is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! homonk is gay for chairs, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)
# I want to hear that read out by...
... Tom Baker
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Brian Blessed

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)
# Oliver Postgate

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
But are you sure this is yours?
; )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Haha
It's funny because it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)