Woo!
But i think you nicked that idea from The Matewix (Matrix parody book). If not then never mind, i'll just go get cancer.
(Teh Lewis in Cornwall, Sat 6 Aug 2005, 11:29, archived)

If you wouldnt mind

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)

Is that book any good?
A Matrix fan mate of mine's birthday is coming up.
([sic] You're ad here?, Sat 6 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)

I have it...
Got bored after about 15 pages. Buy it on the cheap if you want
(E-Val, Sat 6 Aug 2005, 12:49, archived)

i'm guessing
that it's about on the level of that barry trotter drivel?
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 6 Aug 2005, 17:19, archived)

Having never read the Matewix (or heard of it for that matter) I hereby declare that your statement is incorrect.
:)
( FoldsFive Gold Rings, Sat 6 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)