Exspoon my Scuserism

Fear not, I've had myself taken out the back and shot.
(baldie, Sat 23 Nov 2002, 5:03, archived)

I probably don't get this because I'm in the states
but did you find this in your garden?
( Artamnesia, Sat 23 Nov 2002, 5:05, archived)

A bottom lurking on the Guardian...
Sad, really.
(baldie, Sat 23 Nov 2002, 5:08, archived)

No it's my bad
I'm terrible at guessing these (see below)
( Artamnesia, Sat 23 Nov 2002, 5:09, archived)

He didn't need tattied
he's an arse already.
( Jadeviper shakin' up the calamine, Sat 23 Nov 2002, 6:51, archived)

Your baby
is beautiful!!! Congratulations!
( workboresme needs some sexy tiem!, Sat 23 Nov 2002, 7:33, archived)

Oooh
thanks :o)

blush
( Jadeviper shakin' up the calamine, Sat 23 Nov 2002, 7:43, archived)

is that Prescott?
..
(Harry Monk, Sat 23 Nov 2002, 5:56, archived)

Could
be any one of them really...
( LuftWaffle, Sat 23 Nov 2002, 7:56, archived)