just in case you haven't already seen it
www.onion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 22:13, archived)

Hadn't seen that
It made me happy inside. I thought it would make me mad, but it didn't.
I fucking hate evangelicalists.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 17 Aug 2005, 22:16, archived)