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( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:17, archived)

could you darn my socks?

( MrA, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:20, archived)

No.

Because I don't know how.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:23, archived)

Darn
And remember it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

George Bush is stuffed then.
( trev Bust a fox on, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:24, archived)

He could probably buy his way in
just like he bought the presidency.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:26, archived)

well ok.
I just thought you could. bean a seamstress and all.
( MrA, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:28, archived)

You mean a lady of negotiable affection???[*]
I think not - mainly because I lack the most important qualification.
Ah yes, just got your meaning now.

[*] cf. Terry Pratchett
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:36, archived)