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(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:48, archived)

I'm still waiting for the atomic bomberman
posts to turn up. If they haven't already.

Woo. I loved saboteur - back in t' day when I were a lad down t' mill earning tuppence a week and a slap round t' head if I were good.
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:51, archived)

a tuppence?
you had it easy lad? I used to live in a hole int' road covered wi' tarpaulin, but were 'ouse to us.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:52, archived)

You had it easy,
i was a lumberjack, and i was okay...
(Canazza, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:54, archived)

yay - a fellow python fan..
I thought I was getting old.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:56, archived)

meh, i'm only 20

(Canazza, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:56, archived)

A hole in road?
Luxury! What I wouldne gived for hole in road. Nay, we had t' live in puddle and we would work down t'mill for 26 hours a day AND pay them for t' privelege. Then we'd come home t' puddle and father would cut us into little bits wi' breadknife. But you try and tell young'uns today that.
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:56, archived)

you're not dead
you're pineing
(Canazza, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:56, archived)

I've got some nice slugs instead

( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:57, archived)

do they talk?

(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:58, archived)

welease
woger!
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 1:02, archived)

I'm brian and so is my wife

(Canazza, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 1:05, archived)

do you have
any venezualen beaver cheese?
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:58, archived)

We had some due in this morning
but the van broke down.
(emptyspace, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:59, archived)

i see.
Got any brie?
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:59, archived)

Not normally at the end of the week sir
We get it fresh first thing monday morning
(emptyspace, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 1:03, archived)

No, but I have Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying
I've seen it somewhere...
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 1:00, archived)

I believe you.
No, really, I do.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 0:58, archived)

Saboteur was bloody brilliant
but didn`t Durrell software make it?
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 17:36, archived)