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( Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:44, archived)

Hahahahaha
Nicely done, Sir.
( Leningrad, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:45, archived)

The busses are always late
I wish the council would invest in microdrives.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:45, archived)

the QL - what a machine!
I really wanted a Sam Coupé but got an Amiga, which was equally fantastic
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)

Late? Round here [Ipswich] they don't exist!
So it seems if you try to catch one after 3pm. It usually goes like this -
+ arrive at bus stop round about 3.40pm
+ the bus should be coming in 15 minutes
+ you wait 15 minutes. No bus turns up.
+ you wait another 15 minutes. Still no bus.
+ you wait 10 more minutes when the bus after the one you wanted to catch should be turning up. That one doesn't show up either.
+ 45 minutes after that, four buses jammed to the seams with commuters sail by and completely ignore you. You swear it's quicker to f*cking walk in this town.

Not that I'm at all frustrated, yknow.
No, not at all.
I've no reason to be frustrated - I use a bike instead.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)

Get
a car
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:52, archived)

I would, but for three reasons:
1) I can't afford a car.
2) I can't drive.
3) I can't afford driving lessons.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:53, archived)

hoverboard!

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)

1) Steal a car
2) Learn by joyriding
3) See 2
4) ...
5) Profit!
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)

I know I'm from Ipswich but there was no need for that.

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:00, archived)

ah
you can tell you're from Falkirk ; )

(mind you, I'm fae Coatbridge, so I can't really talk...)
( drunkenoaf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:13, archived)

you can't because
1. you make too many excuses


/in same boat as you :)
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)

hahaha, you mong. :)
woo!
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:46, archived)

Hahahaha
You wait half an hour for the damn bus to turn up...
Then it crashes.
Woo!
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:48, archived)

woo and yay
and a poke in teh belly!
( rogue, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:49, archived)

not real..
it didn't crash,leaving you to adjust the volume
on your tape player!

edit:woo
( Mstandot, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)