If computer games were
real - then monsters would go shopping


/crap

From the If computer games were real challenge. See all 580 entries (closed)

( zedd, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)

hummus!
yay!
( drunkenoaf, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:40, archived)

Not at all!
It's chunking ace!
woo!
( The Legendary Pink Dot, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:41, archived)

cheers
I did some otheres - that are crap though :)


( zedd, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:42, archived)

more monsters should wear top hats
in fact more people should wear them...
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)

i agree
*dons topper*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)

I was in my local miliners the other day
and they have lots of wonderful colourful top and bowler hats for sale at low low prices. There were red ones and green ones and yellow ones and blue ones and purple ones and white ones and orange ones and brown ones and pink ones and black ones.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:46, archived)

did any of them have
stripes
*covets stripes*
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:47, archived)

*checks brain*
Brain says 'YES'
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)

*journeys to milners*
*purchases entire stock of striped hats on the never never*
it'll be worth it
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)

mmm trilbys are great

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)

trilbies
are the only kind of hat that looks good on me
i'm getting one for my birthday
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:52, archived)

My favorite is a fedora.
In the winter I prefer my russian cossak hat though(with the ear bit things down)

I am a pillock.
( Goldfish_, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)

i have a granny cake hat, which keeps my head very warm
although i do only wear it in the cold or at night.
or when i dress up like a granny
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:57, archived)

I look sexy in a bowler
and that's it
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)

i wish i could wear a bowler
and not look like a fool.
maybe i just need the pinstriped suit and rolled brolly to complete the look.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:57, archived)

i have the pin stripe jacket
and where bright random t-shirts beneath it with jeans

I'm that cool*

*stupid
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:58, archived)

Did they have
any fezziz?
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)

YES
and those wonderful smoking hars that look like melted fezziz
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:52, archived)

where is this miraclulous milliner's shop?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)

yay.
yay yay yay yay.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)

I like the one in the hat the best
he's going to be my new bank manager...

Woo yay
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)

pfffft!

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)

Terrific
what game is that monster from?
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:46, archived)

doom!
you're not much of a gamer are you ;)
( Mushroom, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:47, archived)

I have Halo, Lord of The Rings: RotK, LotR - Battle for Middle Earth, Thief
and The Thing but not Doom
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:52, archived)

good
(dooms shite - go play half life 2)
(Canazza, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)

Yes I had heard that Doom was pixelly shite based on sprites
rather than using a true 3d render engine (tries to sound like she* knows what she's* talking about)

I did have Half Life Blue-Shift (couldn't find the Gay-Shift version)

* as in female of the species
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:59, archived)

yeah but Doom ran brilliantly on an Intel 486 - Quake ran like shit
horses for courses
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:07, archived)

That's certainly true but very few people now own Intel 486s
except as scrap-parts in their back bedroom. On my old Amiga I used to love Doom type rip-offs.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)

and next year your super duper over-the-top new PC won`t be able to run Word
it`s got to stop at some point
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)

Prepare for some abuse young man.
\edit or possibly woman...
( pobblepop, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)

the clue is in, er, HIS name

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)

that means bugger all
on this board
(Canazza, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)

admittedly it was slightly more obvious
when she was "she who is maiden" ;)
( Mushroom, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:52, archived)

still means nothing
you're all transgender queerdoes
(Canazza, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:52, archived)

That's me sussed then
:P
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)

Crikey I've been here for nearly 2 years
and I'm still having to 'splain all this again and again and again. (repeat ad. nauseam)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:53, archived)

I regularly have to explain that I'm not female
though fortunately people are now vaguely starting to recognise it anyway ;)
( Mushroom, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)

you're a bloke?
I was only grooming your cos I thought you were a girl

I assume you know I'm joking
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:57, archived)

hahahaha
all that wasted effort ;)
( Mushroom, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:58, archived)

hahahahaha
looking forward to uni yet?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)

I'm filled with disgust
and an odd sense of foreboding
( Mushroom, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)

I hope you're filled with pizza
and pockets filled with cannabis - else you won't be able to get in Uni.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)

I don't drink, I don't smoke and I'm not exactly open to the idea of doing cannabis
I'm sure I'll fit right in...
( Mushroom, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)

Good for you
Neither do I.

Well, apart from the odd drink...
(Pseudonym, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)

Yes I'm sure there is an extreme right-wing of the Student Union
just ready to welcome you in with open arms ;)

Haha (good for you on all those things)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:07, archived)

actually I'm more of an (extreme?) left type
just a leftie who doesn't smoke, drink or smoke pot ;)
( Mushroom, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)

Erm yes I'm only joshing you
I'm a old Leftie (Militant) and I don't smoke, although I used to about 25 years ago and have only smoked a small quantity of pot in my time and never really got on with it. Although I do drink, one has to have at least one vice.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)

You
should take up bodybuilding. Then you've got an excuse not to do any those things, and you can look down smugly on those who do

while "accidentally" flexing your ripped, muscled bod... Did I say that out loud?
(Pseudonym, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)

how much can you bench?
pussy?
( Purple Onion, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)

are you trying to say I'm a chap?
*hides stubble*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)

unless you know some dark dark secret about Maiden that we don't
you've made a booboo
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)

tsk, no no no
i was winding him up. *siiiiiigh* nevermind! ;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)

Doom
of course.
(Harry, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)

OMG!!!!!111111111111111111
j00 don n0 whur that's frum?!

/slap self

ouch
(Canazza, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)

I didn't know either
I hate any computer games later than about 1991 (apart from Shenmue)
( The Legendary Pink Dot, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)

doom!
we spent our entire GCSE year playing doom on the school network
(Sticky Label, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:52, archived)