I can have a pet squirrel if I like!

Out on the piss, haven't slept, eyes feel like sandpaper. Oh, and I'm in work. Oh noes!11!
From the Pimp My Pet challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
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Horned lizard squirts blood from its eyes to scare off inquisitive dog, Mexico

(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 9:25, archived)