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( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 6:56, archived)

Exellente
that kinda reminds me of how gay hakeem is.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 6:56, archived)

How gay is Hakeem?

( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 6:58, archived)

wow
i raped james last night
(jose hakeem, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:01, archived)

Who the hell is James?
and how gay are you?
( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:02, archived)

oh saHit
james is dr dyslexia.

HAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHA but yeah im not that gay.
the only guy i get gay with is james.
(jose hakeem, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:03, archived)

oh yeah?
Dr Dyslexia is gay in a good, Will and Grace way
You are gay in a bad drop-the-soap way
( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:10, archived)

oh
okay. write a poem book.
(jose hakeem, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:13, archived)

??
what kind of poems?
( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:14, archived)

it would sell millions
the kind that describe how i get buttfucked in the jail showers
(jose hakeem, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:17, archived)

Jose Hakeem, the Cell Block Queen
Dropped the soap once did Jose Hakeem,
Big Dave grabbed him and made him scream

He weren't the only one to have Jose's arse.
But he's the first to dress Jose in panties and bra's
( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:29, archived)

exellente.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:31, archived)

thankee

( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:39, archived)

this is james's penis

(jose hakeem, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:00, archived)

don't talk with your mouth full, love

( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:38, archived)

haha james' balls havent dropped
james is 1 1/2 inches in the pants
(jose hakeem, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 6:59, archived)

Do you ever get that feeling
there's a wrong time of day to post compo entries?

Particularly ace shoppage such as this.

Ignore the children and have a woo for the hovering mouse with the soft wrinkly forehead, Mr Printmeister sir!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:25, archived)

Thank you!
The 'mouse' in question is in fact my hamster, 'Big Bill Broonzy'
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 7:53, archived)

ha haaaaaaaa!
What a fantastic name for a hamster!

and sorry for mistaking it for a mouse

Think I'll go and rename my tortoise "Leadbelly" now
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 8:00, archived)

Hahaha
'The terrapin formerly known as Cecil Gant'
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 8:12, archived)

this maketh me schmile ;)

( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 9:03, archived)