Seagull Knievel
gosh I really am bored



From the Pimp My Pet challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

( Malaka wild and peaceful, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 17:47, archived)

Ha Ha
and almost seamless
( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 17:49, archived)

Compo it hard!
Woo to the punnage!
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 17:50, archived)

Haha :-)
And I suggest a brush for removing algae from sloth fur. A stiff brush.

( in vino veritas, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 17:50, archived)

hmmm
I also thought about shaving it completely, and not letting it outside until it's hair grows back minus the algae. But I do not yet have said sloth, so this is irrelevant. Anyone know any good zoos in the north? (DON'T say Flamingo Land)
( Malaka wild and peaceful, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)

Chester Zoo?
Blackpool Zoo?

They may not let you have a sloth if you're not a zoo like them...

( in vino veritas, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)

I wasn't planning on telling them
It is going to be a quick smash and grab job. If anyone helps me, I will help them steal any* animal of equal size with a view for keeping them as pets/exotic barbecue food

*fast or sharp animals excluded, for obvious reasons
( Malaka wild and peaceful, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 18:01, archived)

What
a tempting offer.

( in vino veritas, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)

My last
reticulated python still lives in Chester zoo. At 14.6ft he got too heavy to take to the pub so I sent him to gaol
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)