an epic tale


From the Movie Posters Of Your Life challenge. See all 492 entries (closed)

(hamchicken&peas works for nuts, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:54, archived)

toenail clippers
give me the fear
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)

you're right
using them hurts
( olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:58, archived)

me too
they are so... clippy.. and metally..

.
...

where are my pills...?
(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:58, archived)

Those kind do... they look so aggresive.
I use those nice little specially-shaped scissors.
Eurgh, I can't believe I just told the board how I cut my nails.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:59, archived)

now you've said it
you can't un-say it.

Mwwwuuhhha ha hahaha haha ahahahah

*stalks*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:00, archived)

You watched it,
you can't un-watch it!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:01, archived)

ha ha ha
*is rumbled*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:01, archived)

i always do my self damage when i use them

(hamchicken&peas works for nuts, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:59, archived)

I always end up overcompensating and cutting them far too short

( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:00, archived)

yep
and it hurts like fuck all week
(hamchicken&peas works for nuts, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:01, archived)

and
your toes hurt as well
(Al Inshearah, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:15, archived)

Hurrah!
More like this, please!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:58, archived)

Hahaha
excellent
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:59, archived)

Hooray someone who's actually read the competition description
and also is remarkably funny. Fellow b3tans take note.

Woo.
( Dunquano, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:59, archived)

I'm not allowed anything sharp
but they look ver nice
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:04, archived)

round paper and crayons

(hamchicken&peas works for nuts, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)